Stay single until someone actually compliments your life in a way that makes it better not to be single. If not, it’s not worth it. (via spuandi)

(Source: kushandwizdom, via barefootnhomegrown)

Straight white boy problem #690

versacesquad:

Tfw she say “brb shower” and you have to control the urge to say “can I join lol”

(via liftedtrucksanddirtyslutss)

actuallyhagrid:

blackinamerica:

problackgirl:

being friendly with a boy you aren’t romantically/physically attracted to and him developing feelings for you isn’t your fault, nor does it mean you were “leading him on”. you are under no obligation to date him.

Even if he gets really mad about it. Remember that it’s his problem that he caught feelings. Not your problem.

I needed this thank you

(via southrrnmudder)

favabean05:

alljustletters:

andercas:

no matter how old I get

I will always be at least slightly convinced that I’m capable of hurting a stuffed animal’s feelings

Toy Story mentally fucked a generation of kids.

(via babyimreckless)

maniclaughter:

raggediandi:

ghostgif:

when you yell “puppy!” at a lil dog and they get happy and wag their lil tail like “yess!! i am a puppy!! a baby dog!!! thank you!!!!!!”

When you yell “puppy!!!!” At an old dog and they wag their tail and get all happy like “yes I am still a little dog thank you for noticing! !”

(via countryluck)

dingoinnuendo:

people who type lol when theyre mad are the people you have to watch out for theyll fucking stab you in the back in a dark alley and steal your wallet whispering “lol” all passive aggressively into your ear. same goes for “lmao”. Watch out

(Source: jackwhynand, via liftedtrucksanddirtyslutss)

The Hunger Games Mockingjay Pin