lukehemmingssmut:

this really cute customer came in today and i asked him how he was paying and he said ‘hasta la visa baby’ and then he blushed and cleared his throat and was like ‘um.. visa please’ and i kinda wanna marry him

(via prettylittlerednecksmirk)

Only been through 2 of 8 days of band camp and every single part of me is sore/injured

nahshaw:

MEGA SHOUT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO ARE GOING THROUGH REALLY SHITTY SITUATIONS AND ARE TRYING TO GET THEIR SHIT TOGETHER

(via kaiteb920)

opisthocoelicaudia:

godblessoursluts:

flappypussyz:

My coffee image

How the hell are you supposed to know how much coffee is left if the cup isn’t see through ???

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(via liftedtrucksanddirtyslutss)

humorking:

me auditioning to model

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(Source: humorking, via just-livin-life-as-it-goes)

prevalere:

so I submitted my url a few weeks ago as a joke and then I went to target today and saw this omg

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(via arizona-country-girl)

gohn-jegbert:

have you ever had that moment where you see police officers and try not to look suspicious even though you didnt do anything and you end up looking like you just murdered ten people

(Source: yonezu, via southerngirl1223)

slipknaughty:

how many followers do i need to get random asks god be nosy u little shits ask me about my personal life this is fucking boring getting nothing

(via thats-c0untry)

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