thelordofthebutts:

when people walk real fucking slowly in hallways or narrow sidewalks so you can’t go around them

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I am excited to see a generation of women who will raise their boys to be good rather than their girls to be scared. Date By Numbers  (via masturbationdestination)

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These dumbass band directors don’t teach you stuff, and then bitch when you don’t know how to do it like????

dear 98% of the people that follow me that dont talk to me

syupon:

tamaraldbrennan:

Who are you

Whats your favorite color

Favorite musical

Favorite ice cream flavor

Do you have a cat

Random fact about you

Thank

reblogging again bc I already got some from really cute people, but it makes me unreasonably happy to read these from you SO KEEP ON SENDING THEM

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tentarude:

troncats:

sorry:

I read an article the other day that said, “if you drink every day you are an alcoholic.” Thank god I only drink every night

why do text posts these days sound like they are quotes from a 40 year old mother’s facebook

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http://thetallblacknerd.tumblr.com/post/93134298871/alcoholiclarry-criesbc1d-thetallblacknerd

plus-size-barbiee:

alcoholiclarry:

criesbc1d:

thetallblacknerd:

I find it comical when women think I care about

Stretchmarks
If one titty is slightly bigger than the other
Birthmarks
Fat areas
Bumps or discoloration
Cellulite
Sweat
Morning breath
Human flaws

If I have you naked in front of…

Like this is such an uplifting post, why shit on it??

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