"dark lipstick makes you look intimidating"
good. stay the hell away from me.
hotels can’t be boring to me
they’re just fun
even if i’m sitting in the room watching tv or riding the elevator or sleeping it’s just fun for some reason like they’re average every day things but in a hotel everything is way more amusing and interesting and just simply being in a hotel is fun to me and i don’t understand
SAME OMG I THOUGHT I WAS ALONE I LOVE HOTELS
never have and sure as shit never will.
He keeps trying to flaunt the fact that he’s taking her to homecoming like he thinks it makes me mad or jealous or something.
Lol I’m gonna show up looking 10 times better than her anyway even AFTER marching (band) at the game lololol bye
most private thing im willing to admit: im not good at estimating how much pasta is enough for one person
there’s a tool for that
I’m sorry, does that scale progress from a child to a HORSE?